Two friends named Jimmy and Johnny were standing at the Pearly Gates when Jimmy asked Johnny how he had got there.
“Hypothermia，”he answered.“You？”
“You won’t believe it！I was sure my wife was cheating on me，so I came home from work early one day to catch her. I accused my wife of her unfaithfulness and searched the entire house looking for the guy without any luck. I felt so bad about the whole ordeal that I had a heart attack right on the kitchen floor，”replied Jimmy.
“Oh man，”Johnny said，“ If you had bothered to check the walk-in-freezer，we’d both be alive！”
1.Pearly Gates - 珍珠门，通常指天堂的入口。
2.Hypothermia - 低温症，指体温过低。
3.accused - 指控，控告。
4.unfaithfulness - 不忠。
5.search - 搜索。
6.heart attack - 心脏病发作。
7.kitchen floor - 厨房地板。
8.walk-in-freezer - 大型立式冷冻室。
9.ordeal - 痛苦的经历。
10.bothered - 费心，费力。
天堂相会
两个好朋友吉米和约翰站在天堂门前，这时，吉米问约翰他怎么也来到了这儿。
“被冻死的，”约翰答道，“你呢？”
“说来你不会相信！我确信妻子对我不忠。于是，一天我就早点下班回家捉奸。我斥责她的不忠，并彻底地搜查家里，但很不幸没有找到那个男人。我受不了这种折磨，感到很难过，心脏病突发倒在了厨房地上。”吉米答道。
“哎，可怜的人，”约翰说，“如果你再耐心地检查一下家里的冰库，那我们俩就都死不了了！”