A woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. What can I do?
Here's the reply.
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter Command: “ithoughtyoulovedme.html” and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, Overuse of the above Applications can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.
Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your system.
So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.
We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7.
Good Luck, Madam.
一位女士给信息技术行业的技术支持人员写信。
尊敬的技术支持：
去年我将“男友5.0”升级为“老公1.0”后，发现整个系统性能明显下降，尤其是在“男友5.0”下能完美运行的“鲜花”和“珠宝”这两个应用程序。另外，“老公1.0”卸载了另一个很有价值的程序——“浪漫9.5”，安装了诸如“新闻5.0”“花钱3.0”“板球4.0”等我不想要的程序。这种情况我应该怎么处理好呢？
答复如下：
尊敬的女士：
首先，您要记住：“男友5.0”是一款娱乐安装包，而“老公1.0”是一款操作系统。
请输入以下指令：“我还以为你爱我呢.html”，并下载“眼泪6.2”。该软件会自动运行“珠宝3.0”和“鲜花3.5”这两个应用程序。可是，您要记住：过量运行上述应用程序将导致“老公1.0”默认处于“沉默3.5”或是“啤酒6.1”状态。
另外，千万不要打乱“老公1.0”原始安装包……否则新型病毒“女友2. 5”会自动被下载装入您的系统。
所以，千万要小心。另外，请勿试图重装“男友5.0”程序。系统不支持此类应用，且该应用会使“老公1.0”陷入崩溃状态。
我们推荐您使用以下程序：“烹饪5.0”和“漂亮外表7.7”。
祝您好运，女士。
-cricket [ˈkrɪkɪt] n. 板球
-crash [kræʃ] v. 使(机器或系统)崩溃
科技与浪漫并不冲突，能完美连接它们的就是宽容和爱。