A nursery school teacher says to her class,“Who can use the word ‘Definitely’in a sentence?”
First a little girl says,“The sky is definitely blue.”The teacher says,“Sorry,Amy,but the sky can be gray,or orange...
Second a little boy says,“Trees are definitely green.”“Sorry,but in the autumn,the trees are brown.”
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks,“Does a fart have lumps?”
The teacher looks horrified and says,“Johnny!Of course not!!!”
“OK... then I DEFINITELY shit my pants...”
1.Nursery school teacher - 幼儿园老师
2.Sentence - 句子
3.Definitely - 肯定地,无疑地
4.Little girl - 小女孩
5.Blue - 蓝色
6.Sorry - 对不起
7.Gray - 灰色
8.Orange - 橙色
9.Little boy - 小男孩
10.Green - 绿色
11.Autumn - 秋天
12.Brown - 棕色
13.Johnny - 约翰尼(男孩的名字)
14.Lumps - 块状物
15.Horrified - 惊恐的
16.Of course not - 当然不是
17.Shit - 拉屎(粗俗用语,不礼貌)
肯定地
幼儿园老师问她的学生们:“谁能用单词‘肯定地’造个句子?”
第一个小女孩说:“天空肯定是蓝色的。”老师说道:“很遗憾,艾米,天空也可能是灰色的,或者橙色的……”
第二个小男孩说:“树肯定是绿色的。”“很遗憾,但是在秋天树是棕色的。”
小约翰从教室后面站起来问道:“屁会是块状的吗?”
老师看上去很惊骇,说道:“约翰!当然不可能!!!”
“哦……那么我肯定是把大便拉在了裤子上……”
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