The Blonde Kidnapper

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money，she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground，grabbed a kid，took him behind a tree，and told him，“I’ve kidnapped you.”

She then wrote a note saying，“I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning，put $10，000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed，a blonde.”

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked，and sure enough，a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10，000 with a note that said，“How could you do this to a fellow blonde？”

重点英语词汇

1.down on her luck - 运气不佳

2.raise some money - 筹集一些钱

3.kidnap - 绑架

4.hold for ransom - 索要赎金

5.playground - 游乐场

6.grabbed - 抓住

7.behind a tree - 在树后

8.ransom - 赎金

9.note - 便条

10.signed - 签名

11.pinned - 别住

12.shirt - 衬衫

13.parents - 父母

14.checked - 检查

15.paper bag - 纸袋

16.pecan tree - 山核桃树

17.slide - 滑梯

18.opened - 打开

19.fellow - 同伴

金发女绑匪

有个金发女子始终背运。她决定靠绑架孩子勒索赎金来筹集一笔钱。

她来到操场，抓住了一个孩子，把他带到一棵树后面告诉他说：“你被绑架了。”

她接着写了个便条，上面写道：“我已经绑架了你们的孩子。明天早上，把一万美元装进一个纸袋里，把它放在操场北边滑梯旁的那棵山核桃树下。落款：一个金发女子。”

然后这个金发女子把便条钉在孩子的衬衫上，打发他回家，把便条交给他的父母。第二天，当这个金发女子来到那棵山核桃树下查看时，真的有一个纸袋。她打开袋子，发现里面有一万美元和一张便签，上面写着：“你怎么能对自己的同胞做这种事呢？”