An Englishman，a Scotsman，and an Irishman walked into a pub. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints，and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman too，picked the fly out of his drink，held it out over the beer and then started yelling，“SPIT IT OUT，SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD！！！”
嗜酒如命的爱尔兰人
一个英格兰人、一个苏格兰人和一个爱尔兰人走进一家酒吧。他们每人要了一份吉利斯黑啤酒。正当他们要尽情享用泛着泡沫的美味啤酒时，三只苍蝇分别飞到他们三人的酒杯里，被厚厚的啤酒泡沫粘住了。
英格兰人感到很恶心，把啤酒放到了一边。苏格兰人把那只侵入他啤酒的苍蝇拿出来，继续喝，就像什么也没有发生过一样。爱尔兰人也从他的酒里把苍蝇取出来，抓着苍蝇，举在啤酒上方大叫道：“把啤酒给我吐出来，给我吐出来，你这个混蛋！！！”
（注：本文中head的意思为“泡沫”。）
重点英语词汇：
1.Irish - 爱尔兰人
2.Beer - 啤酒
3.Englishman - 英国人
4.Scotsman - 苏格兰人
5.Pub - 酒馆
6.Pint - 品脱（一种容量单位，通常用于啤酒）
7.Guinness - 吉尼斯啤酒（一种著名的爱尔兰黑啤酒）
8.Flies - 苍蝇
9.Creamy - 奶油般的
10.Beverage - 饮料
11.Disgust - 厌恶
12.Fished - 捞出
13.Offending - 冒犯的
14.Continued - 继续
15.Yelling - 大喊
16.Spit it out - 吐出来
17.Bastard - 混蛋（俚语，表示愤怒或不满）