A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out，and they accidentally bump into a wall，jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking out，the husband cries，“Watch out for the wall！”
重点英语词汇
1.funeral service - 葬礼
2.church - 教堂
3.pass away - 去世
4.pallbearers - 抬棺人
5.casket - 棺材
6.accidentally - 意外地
7.bump into - 撞上
8.jarring - 震动
9.faint - 微弱的
10.moan - 呻吟
11.ceremony - 仪式
12.husband - 丈夫
十年霉运
教堂正在为一个刚刚死去的妇女举行葬礼。仪式结束的时候，扶柩者正要把棺材抬出去，无意中撞了墙，棺材受到了撞击。
他们听到了微弱的呻吟声。打开棺材，结果发现那位妇女还活着。
她又活了十年。去世的时候，葬礼在同一个教堂举行，葬礼结束的时候，扶柩者又一次抬起了棺材。
他们出门的时候，那位死者的丈夫大叫道：“小心，别撞了那堵墙。”