Could you take a look at my penis ?

能看一眼我的老二吗？

Were you going to heal her with your magic penis ?

你要用你神奇的老二去医治她吗?

If a penis came running towards it , your body 's orifices would start weeping and listening to coldplay .

如果有一个老二向它逼近，你的身体大概会害怕到哭泣，开始听coldplay乐队的歌。

The human penis is a classic product of evolution .

人类男性的生殖器是自然进化的完美产物。

While it 's physically impossible for most men ; there are a few who can perform this party trick with a semi-erect penis .

而对大多数男人而言那在理论上是行不通的；然而却又极少一部分人能通过半勃起的生殖器来玩这种把戏。

Does your penis hurt ?

你鸡鸡受伤了吗？

The second birthmark was on his penis , right ?

第二块胎记在他的小鸡鸡上对吧?

Do you really have a penis ?

你真的有那根东西?

You want to share your penis ?

你想分享你的命根子？

You 'd think a man dressed as the head of a penis would be a little more open .

你觉得一个人穿的跟龟头似的，是不是很开放。